Here is where my mind is this morning:
So I look at my cat and ask him squarely, “Is you or is you ain’t my constituency?”
He looks at me and shakes his head.
I said “Why? Haven’t I promised you I would fight Obamacare and bring back morality to this home?”
He looks at me and shakes his head.
“Haven’t I promised to rid the household of all rainbow flags and humanitarian aid to those in need?”
He closes his eyes and begins to yawn.
“What do I have to do?”
I open a can of Ocean Fish Super Supper!
Tada! Amazing. And this is why all politicians are fishy.