Is You?

Here is where my mind is this morning:

So I look at my cat and ask him squarely, “Is you or is you ain’t my constituency?”

He looks at me and shakes his head.

I said “Why? Haven’t I promised you I would fight Obamacare and bring back morality to this home?”

He looks at me and shakes his head.

“Haven’t I promised to rid the household of all rainbow flags and humanitarian aid to those in need?”

He closes his eyes and begins to yawn.

“What do I have to do?”

I open a can of Ocean Fish Super Supper!

Tada! Amazing. And this is why all politicians are fishy.

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